It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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