I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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