it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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