Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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