I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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