she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Use "feeling words"
Yay
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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