:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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