I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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