Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
drinking out of a sandbucket again
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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