You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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