ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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