Duck Duck Cougar?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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