This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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