Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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