Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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