didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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