have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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