these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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