I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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