sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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