hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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