Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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