jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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