OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
i think im in europe. pls send help
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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