He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
that's an acceptable place to lick
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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