If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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