Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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