she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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