if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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