He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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