I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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