i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I would ride that face into the sunset
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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