i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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