I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You have to summon your inner elephant
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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