wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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