WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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