as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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