Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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