I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
she peed on how many people?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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