I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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