Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
