May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
