hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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