now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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