when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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