it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I need a beard to bite.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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