there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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