Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I am available for nakedness
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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