she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You smell like stripper and shame
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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