Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Sorry my hands just texted you
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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